Description
- ➤ TOOLLESS STROKE ADJUSTMENT: Hismith’s exclusive infinity stroke settings allow you to easily adjust your sex machine’s stroke depth anywhere between 1.96 and 5.12 inches. No tools required.
- ➤ PLUG AND PLAY SYSTEM: Hismith’s patented KlicLok-system enables you to attach and lock your sex toys in place with a simple click. Automate your entire sex toy collection, from Vac-U-Lock to Screw on with Hismith’s wide range of adapters and accessories.
- ➤ NO HASSLE: Take it out of the bag, connect the power adapter and controller, attach the 6.7-inch silicone dong included in the package and start your Hismith adventure.
- ➤ STEADY BASE WITH ANTISKID MATERIAL: Grip-tight support pads at the base hold the machine securely in place.
- ➤ EASY UPGRADING: Just purchase a APP control box from Hismith to upgrading your Table Top 2.0 from wire-controlled to 3 in1 edition (APP/remote/wire control)
lyral mckinney –
At some point I’ll upload a video review.
So, I spent a great deal of time going back and forth between machines and brands and ultimately settled on the Hismith Pro with remote and app 48W for a few reasons. Hismith has quality products, the machine has some really cool features, comes with a 1 year warranty, wasn’t outrageously expensive, and boasted a 6” stroke range. My biggest concern was that it wouldn’t have enough power to penetrate unless it was moving past starting speed and I knew that would be uncomfortable if not actually painful. After scouring through reviews and even talking with Hismith customer support on their direct site (who said it was difficult to really compare the force of the two, but said 48W was ok) I decided to go for the 48W model instead of springing for the 100W version.
I’m not a size queen so I’m not using 5lb dildos and I’m not huge into anal, however, because I don’t have sex (with men) anymore or use dildos (very rarely) my lady bits are pretty tight. Let me tell you, this machine had no problem pushing in there on the lowest setting. In fact, I adjusted the stroke and it really plunged in there and took me by surprise. Lol. I didn’t have to adjust the speed and it didn’t stall out. I couldn’t help but try it out once it arrived, so I’ve only used it once but first impressions are very positive! I was concerned that because it has such a low profile that it wouldn’t be suitable for missionary but it works perfectly fine for that, just adjust the angle the way you see fit and get comfortable. It’s quite small but the long flat body and weight really anchors it to the bed. Setting it up was literally a snap and it is SO quiet. I have roommates and wasn’t remotely concerned that someone might hear it, in fact, my vibrator is louder than it and that can’t be heard outside the door. I would definitely recommend this and see fun times ahead. My *only* quip is that I wish the slowest speed was just a little bit slower to simulate those really slow languid strokes but I’ll just warm up a little more next time and it’ll be gravy.
Southwest Prepper –
We bought a lower cost/quality machine to decide if we liked them or not. About a year after getting our first machine we started looking for an upgrade. This one is a lot more stable because of the flat base vs the legs on other machines. We opted for the 100watt motor and definitely worth the additional cost especially if you are going to use any heavy attachments. Our older machine would bog down with the 11.8” attachment, this one has no problem keeping up speed without overheating the motor.
The overall superior quality of HISMITH products is obvious when compared to generic brands. The app functionality is also a great feature for this machine though I haven’t been able to try it long distance yet.
I am not compensated in a way for this review, just very happy customer. If you are looking for a top quality sex machine buy once cry once and you will not be disappointed.
MDB –
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This product is Solid. It feels well-made, utilizes multiple control mechanisms, and is generally intuitive. While the mobile app could use a little work, that’s not really the way I intend to use a product such as this. When you consider the fact that it has a wired control box as well as an included wireless remote (AAA battery not included) there’s really not a great deal of desire to use a 3rd controller aka phone app.
Units I’ve used in the past, the most recent being the FortTroff FM 2.0, do not have the same build quality. While this unit does not have suction cups or anything to secure it to the floor, it does have a metal plate (which is attachable/detachable via the included hex key). The metal plate allows the unit to rotate 90 degrees, thrusting upwards instead of outwards.
The adjustability of this device is very good, allowing for articulation up or down from center.
Pros / Notable things here are:
1) Gentle – The device does not “force” itself on you. While you’re working it in, if it feels too much resistance, it stops in its tracks until you are exerting less force or until you turn up the “volume” (power)
2) Solid – Steel construction, steel control box, screw-type connector for the controller, etc.
3) Stroke – The stroke length is among the best I’ve ever experienced
4) Speed/Power – The speed this thing is able to achieve is simply amazing, especially considering how…
5) Quiet! – This is an Extremely quiet device. Compared to others, this is hands-down my choice for best-in-class.
6) Complete – All-Inclusive. It comes with everything you need to start playing immediately
7) Convenience – From the proper carrying case (that has molded foam inserts) to the quick-release toy detachment system, the Table Top 2.0 takes all of the fuss out of owning one of these types of machines.
Cons:
1) The instructions appear to have been roughly translated, but you get what you need from them so there’s no actual concern there
2) The toy that is included has a sleeve that goes over it to increase length and girth. This thing is really tough to get on / off, but let’s be frank here, you’re gonna want to get some extra/different attachments for it anyway, so again not truly an actual concern.
MDB –
Well it was good for only about half a dozen times using the machine and then the motor just stopped working after only 4 months. It is WAY too expensive to only get a few uses out of. I reached out to Hismith costumer service and have heard nothing back. The warranty is only as good as the integrity of the company who offers it, in this case the warranty is worthless.
**UPDATE** Hismith customer service reached out to me and went above and beyond to correct issues and to be sure I was happy. In fairness, I wasn’t terribly patient. The original issue was remedied, a replacement part was expedited out to me and they stayed in constant communication through the process, I am very impressed!!
Mr. King –
Honestly the price is definitely what held me back from buying it for awhile.
For likes, it came in a very well packaged box, gives you a case to hold everything in, a nice little manual and all. It definitely makes some sound, to be honest it’s not too loud either. The machine itself does a very good job 😋 albiet you need some lube.
For dislikes though I think the dildo attachment was kinda big, I would’ve much preferred something a bit smaller just to get used to it and then buy something bigger later on. I need alot of lube myself to keep it functional. And secondly I just wish there was suctions on the bottom of the machine itself. It moves quite a bit which can be a bit of a bother. Overall though I think it was worth it.